What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill